Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i think my cat just said my name.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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