Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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