Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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