You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
