; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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