Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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