just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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