now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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