it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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