we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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