He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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