You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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