That's intense
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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