I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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