i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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