oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
