BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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