it was like eating out sand paper
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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