I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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