Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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