It's Friday. Sex?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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