If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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