i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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