so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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