i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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