The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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