Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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