what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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