But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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