she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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