I need help removing her.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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