we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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