I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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