but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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