I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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