It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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