Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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