Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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