does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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