the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Randomize
