wakey wakey hands off snakey
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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