Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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