Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
time to smoke my breakfast
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize