We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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