I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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