so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
