This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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