i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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