yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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