and she was petting her beer can
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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