plz talk dirty to me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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