Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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