On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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