Do vagina's smell?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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