Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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