well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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