they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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