that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
is that a dick in a sweater?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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