Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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