I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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